larvalhex:

"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004

larvalhex:

"Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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TODAY I MET A PERSON WHO WAS ON TWO EPISODES OF STAR TREK VOYAGER AND WAS SO EXCITED I HAD TO GO OFF AND HAVE AN ALONE NERD MOMENT.

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

hajolat:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

xylobone

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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people

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Lord of the Rings

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magog83:

Nick gets a GBBO shout out on BBC One!

11.09.14

berrisfueller:

Whenever someone asks me my dream job my response is “none”

I just want to be rich and powerful and not working

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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smallstrawhat:

i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.

“You don’t know how deeply you are intertwined with someone until you try to walk away from them.”
  1. jamie: do u know my clans motto
  2. claire: no
  3. jamie: je suis prest
  4. claire: i am ready.. for what?
  5. jamie: sex
  6. claire:
  7. jamie:
  8. claire:
  9. jamie: with you lol

Happy Birthday!!!