when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Literally no brother does cool shit like that. Everyone is an asshole. You were so lucky.
When I was little my older sister told me that if I ever went to sleep with the light off demons would drag me under my bed.
So… yeah, you’re a lucky little shit.
My dream for Dragon Age: Inquisition is to have my character be the most annoying, proprietary-concerned Orlesian ever, who will be slicing off heads one minute and then freaking out about getting blood out of her antique lace collar that was passed down from her great-grandmother, it was handmade for her wedding by twenty elves and you really just don’t find craftsmanship like this anymore, I can’t just scrub it, you utter barbarian.
I was born in the wrong decade, I whisper as I smooth my Starfleet uniform and gaze wistfully at the sky.
My first child will be named Femshep.
I don’t care if it’s a boy.